The other day, we were shopping at Tesco. The recent weather has been very hot indeed, and so we decided to get something to drink on the way home. Being a born tightwad I went for the store brand water. I've had the flavoured ones before and decided at 49p a litre they were just the job. So I bought this one.
When I'd finished drinking it I noticed this written on the back.
Now I'm confused. Are there nuts in my water or not??
Then yesterday, we bought some bacon, among other items. When we got home we noticed this on the receipt:
As opposed to non-bacon bacon, I guess.