Finally, An Anti-Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

  BREAKFAST 

Of course, there are different ways to combat stress.

  1 grapefruit
  1 slice whole-wheat toast
  1 cup skim milk

  LUNCH 
  1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
  1 cup herbal tea
  1 Hershey's Kiss

  AFTERNOON TEA 
  The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
  1 tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream with chocolate-chip topping

  DINNER
  4 bottles of wine (red or white)
  2 loaves garlic bread
  1 family-size Supreme pizza
  3 Snickers bars

  LATE NIGHT SNACK 
  1 whole Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts".