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“The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.” ― Julia Child

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Random Tuesday

Some points to ponder:

  • Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
  • Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
  • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
  • Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
  • Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
  • Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
  • Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
  • What happens if you put 'this side up' face down while popping microwave popcorn?
  • Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable? Chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are considered vegetables.
  • Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
  • Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
  • Why is a square meal served on round plates?
  • Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
  • What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
  • Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
  • Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
  • Does Hawaiian Punch actually come from Hawaii?
  • If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
  • 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that ? 
  • What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • What did cured ham actually have?
  • If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite, won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
  • If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
  • Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
  • If you eat regular Rice Krispies with chocolate milk, will it taste the same as eating Coco crispies with regular milk?
  • On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?
  • Can angels eat devils food cake?
  • Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
  • Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when they're not even crackers...they're cookies?
  • How fast do hotcakes sell?
  • Why does Grape-Nuts cereal contain neither grapes nor nuts?
  • If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
  • If Pringles are so good that "once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
  • What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
  • Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
  • If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

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